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Probably just a lil bit poofy...

Yeah, but no, but yeah.

Created on 2006-11-13 08:37:53 (#11598020), last updated 2008-07-04

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Name:Simon
Birthdate:08-02
Location:Perth, Western Australia, Australia
Bio
Some describe him as "amusing", others as "another person" but whatever he has been called Simon says "Read my journal" after "putting your hand on your mouse", otherwise "you're out". The recent graduate of Curtin Business School (CBS) overcame odds after doctors' diagnosed him with limited learning ability at the age of foetus. "We knew that before he was born, he was going to be a dumbass" and "..is such a lazy shit, it's amazing how he even got through university" were the standard responses our survey uncovered. "We were worried that he wouldn't know how to be borne, even with only one exit and pressure from the uterine walls."

Despite this, Simon has experienced much throughout the years. "I just knew that I wanted to open bank accounts for people, whomever they were. But also mainly for those who needed bank accounts opened". "Then I just knew I had met my calling when I became the office bitch for a Financial Planning team, I just loved doing their shit they were too lazy to do. Made me feel so good inside."

Simon hopes to utilise his office bitching skills and bank account opening skills in his future profession as an accountant. "I just want to utilise the skills I've already obtained, work on them, make them better". He is set upon post-graduate study, either the Chartered Accountant program (CA) or Master of Office Bitchery (MOB). "It's going to be tough deciding which one to embark upon, they both offer such dynamic rewards."

When asked how he would fill this server space on LiveJournal, he said "I'm not entirely sure. It brings so much pressure, but I think I can handle being a real life online journalist. Many people spend 3 or 4 years to take up this sort of opportunity, so therefore I don't want to just throw it out the window. It's special to me."
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Interests (9):

anal-ysis etc., coffee, dancing, drinking, gymming, movies, music, video games, wiki-ing it

External Services:

LJ Talkdrum_beater@livejournal.com

Schools:

Curtin University of Technology - Perth, WA, Australia (2003 - 2006)
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